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I am accepting exclusive front page advertisements (1 every 30 days). All you have to do is send me a car.
In return, you will get an exclusive front page ad. I will drive my new car for 30 days. The new car can be used, new, covered with ad's, etc. I will also take multiple pictures of me & the car, and place them under your front page ad.
If the car sent has no advertisement attached, I will provide the default advertisement. The default ad is a banner that will go on three sides of the car. It will say, "I Got This Car For FREE!!!", then will have the uNuts.com logo. This will prompt everyone who see's this car to view uNuts.com, with your huge ad. See: Example

Your Ad Goes Here.

(640x480 Space!)

Pictures of my new car.

_{(Made possible by the sponsor shown in the above ad)}

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